RHYTHM GUITAR

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INSTRUMENT: Fender Stratocaster with lots of fun crud that goes boing and WOW!

ADDITIONAL EQUIPMENT: Peavy thingemy whatsit amp. Boss Metalzone distortion pedal. Cry Baby Wah. Rubber duckie.

FAVOURITE PASSTIME: Eating rodents (alive if possible but anything will do).

BRAIN CAPACITY: Low to nonexistant.